March 2012
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When your teacher rounds up your grade
Why do I suck at everything related to math...
tell-me-why13:
Ughhhhhh.
teacher: *erases board*
teacher: *leaves one spot*
me: seriously why did you even become an educator
“We were five. You had a plaid dress and your hair…it was in two braids instead...”
– Peeta Mellark. (via od-a)
Anonymous asked: hows things with josh?
mom: hey can you..
me: no mom what the fuck i have so much homework
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gaymzee:
im not doing anything for april fools day because i think my existence itself is a funny enough joke
Meanwhile, at the Cornucopia...
Haymitch: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Peeta: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Cinna: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
The World: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss: YOLO.
mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
me: the father of my children
mom: what
me:
me: what
wankbankofamerica:
To bet on it
or not to bet on it
